Gift goals with Lowe’s
Wit 😁: Lowe’s crushed their recent quarter that ended on 8/1, proving that even in a housing slump, people still love power tools and paint. To tackle holiday chaos, they’ve recruited NFL stars, AI wizards, and a woman panicking over gift budgets. The Avengers of retail, anyone? Their newest ads mimic your phone-scrolling habits, complete with QR codes and fridge-related emergencies, because nothing says “festive” like appliance failure. And with MrBeast picking presents and Gen Alpha calling the shots, Lowe’s is officially cooler than your uncle who still thinks TikTok is a clock company.
Meals over deals
Wisdom 💡: Food influencer Keith Lee is going viral again, but this time, it’s not for spicy reviews, it’s for serving up compassion. On Oct. 31, he asked brands to skip the sponsorships and instead help feed families facing food insecurity and SNAP benefit uncertainty, refusing any money or partnerships for himself. His heartfelt video, featuring his daughters and a message about making holidays brighter for others, sparked a flood of support from restaurants, delivery services, and national companies. Lee’s turning influencer clout into real-world impact, proving that sometimes the most powerful content is community care in action. As we know, when influence meets integrity, the results go far deeper than views.
Nifty fifty
Wit 😁: Mr. Submarine marked its 50th anniversarywith a celebration that’s equal parts homage and hilarity. The brand leaned into its Chicago roots and a healthy dose of nostalgia, honoring generations who grew up with their subs. To commemorate the milestone, they unleashed 50 commercials: a wild mix of creativity, chaos, and sandwich-fueled fun. Here’s to 50 more years, unless the robots beat us to the punch (or the pickle).
PepperPick
Cheers to the 2025 Starbucks Holiday menu. If you snagged a Bearista cup, just know we are insanely jealous of you.
